Wife : Ek baat bolu?? Husband : Bolo Wife : Maaroge to nahi? Husbund : Nahi to, kya baat hai? Wife : mai pregnant hun Husband : Hurray!!! Its gud news, dar kyu rahi thi?? Wife : College ke dino mai papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi.
Girls Collage mai Strike ho gai,Sabhi girls Nare Laga rahi hai, Girls k satth Boys bhi unka satth de rahe hai, Girls ne Nare lagate huye "HAMARI MANGE...., Piche se Awaz aye,"SINDUR SE BHARO....".